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Racer Robert (rwschuster)
Race Number 3
Date Tue, 29 Aug 2017 17:34:52
Speed 111 WPM Try to beat?
Accuracy 98.5%
Rank 1st place (out of 6)
Opponents catsolot (3rd place) ibarron (5th place) johnjoestar02 (2nd place) samg1214 (4th place) tjonesw (6th place)

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I just don't know why they're shooting at us. All we want to do is bring them democracy and white bread. Transplant the American dream. Freedom. Achievement. Hyperacidity. Affluence. Flatulence. Technology. Tension. The inalienable right to an early coronary sitting at your desk while plotting to stab your boss in the back.
— (other) by Larry Gelbart (see stats)

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