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Race Result Details |
| Racer | PARKthagod (sauceke) |
| Race Number | 223 |
| Date | Tue, 20 Mar 2018 17:06:42 |
| Speed |
67 WPM
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| Accuracy | 94.7% |
| Rank | 2nd place (out of 5) |
| Opponents | kepas (5th place) prospetsnaz (1st place) tasty_bacon (4th place) thehipnotist (3rd place) |
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In order to become an elf I filled out ten pages' worth of forms, took a multiple choice personality test, underwent two interviews and a drug test. The first interview was general, designed to eliminate obvious sociopaths. During the second interview we were asked why we wanted to be elves.
— (book)
by David Sedaris
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