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typeracer

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Racer angus (scienceclass)
Race Number 64
Date Fri, 6 Apr 2018 14:45:36
Speed 78 WPM Try to beat?
Accuracy 98.5%
Rank 3rd place (out of 4)
Opponents fartavartar (1st place)

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We got the bubble-headed bleach blonde. Comes on at five. She can tell you 'bout the plane crash with a gleam in her eye. It's interesting when people die. Give us dirty laundry. Can we film the operation? Is the head dead yet? You know, the boys in the newsroom got a running bet. Get the widow on the set! We need dirty laundry.
— (song) by Don Henley (see stats)

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