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Pit Stop
Racer scroll (scrollstorm)
Race Number 43
Date Thu, 9 Mar 2017 21:08:08
Speed 77 WPM Try to beat?
Accuracy 94%
Rank 1st place (out of 2)
Opponents residentorange (3rd place)

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Like I said, my uncle used to drive his truck and drink Old Milwaukee. And, you know, insurance don't want to pay for accidents when you're drunk, so he came up with this plan. Every crack-up, he'd drive his truck to some deserted spot till he sobered up, fake a new accident to cover the damage he did drinking.
— (movie) by Noah Hawley (see stats)