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Racer Sōsuke Aizen (seedfactor)
Race Number 2048
Date Sat, 14 Sep 2013 23:34:29
Speed 74 WPM Try to beat?
Accuracy 89.4%
Rank 1st place (out of 3)
Opponents ilse89 (3rd place) swampy (2nd place)

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I'm telling it like it is. Get used to it or put this book down. Because this book is for America's Heroes. And who are the Heroes? The people who bought this book. People who borrow this book are not Heroes. They are no better than welfare queens mooching off the system like card-carrying library card-carriers. For the record, we're not offering this book to libraries. No free rides.
— (book) by Stephen Colbert (see stats)