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Pit Stop
Racer ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 7 (sgtuber)
Race Number 221
Date Wed, 29 Jan 2020 17:49:47
Speed 84 WPM Try to beat?
Accuracy 99%
Rank 1st place (out of 5)
Opponents monkegates (3rd place)

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Oh, you're right it's sarcasm! A few weeks ago, I was happily retired, sulking by my swimming pool, and my psychotic best friend shows up out of nowhere to torture me over mistakes I made, honest mistakes I made over a decade ago! We, our little posse, are flat broke, but hey, let's go out and spend two million dollars on a tandem rotor chopper, so I can go steal nerve gas from terrorists! Forgive me, but sarcasm is all I've got! Sarcasm, and a room full of you fools!
— (game) by Rockstar Games (see stats)

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