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Racer Billy (sh1fty)
Race Number 315
Date Thu, 31 Jul 2014 5:44:54
Speed 82 WPM Try to beat?
Accuracy 95.8%
Rank 1st place (out of 1)

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And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
— (movie) by Mike Judge (see stats)