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Racer nic (shamrs)
Race Number 23
Date Mon, 22 Feb 2016 1:12:14
Speed 55 WPM Try to beat?
Accuracy 91.3%
Rank 3rd place (out of 5)
Opponents ljs765 (4th place) melrod (1st place) michaelscott (2nd place)

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As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
— (book) by Scott Adams (see stats)