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typeracer

Pit Stop
Racer Cory (shoaled)
Race Number 5
Date Sat, 16 May 2020 14:54:23
Speed 87 WPM Try to beat?
Accuracy 97.2%
Rank 1st place (out of 5)
Opponents jonkoseow (4th place)

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They damaged my stuff. They smashed up my home. Damaged my soul. Look at this... This, this, this, this statue here of impotent rage. This meant more to me than Johnny K meant to anyone! And they smashed it! Those pathetic, midlife crisis, hog-riding, shaven-headed, fruity leather-chap-wearing jerks!
— (game) by Rockstar Games (see stats)

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