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Racer shron (shron)
Race Number 455
Date Tue, 23 Feb 2021 1:09:15
Speed 79 WPM Try to beat?
Accuracy 97.5%
Rank 2nd place (out of 5)
Opponents quacktopus (3rd place) stilltran (4th place)

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Sir, a couple of brief points: firstly, you're not a qualified service engineer, and, consequently, sawing me in two will invalidate my guarantee; secondly, I wouldn't trust you to open a can of sardines that was already open.
— (other) by Rob Grant, Doug Naylor (see stats)

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