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Pit Stop
Racer Shrunk (shrunkk)
Race Number 431
Date Sun, 6 Aug 2017 2:11:08
Speed 104 WPM Try to beat?
Accuracy 100%
Rank 1st place (out of 4)
Opponents killthedog (2nd place) maketyperacergreatagain (3rd place)

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I'm now reading a message from the guy who writes the news. Believe it or not, I'll read anything he writes! It's incredible. If it's on the teleprompter, I'll read it, no questions asked. My mind is on my dinner reservations. There's a kind of Zen perfection to my vacuity. Oops, I see we're almost out of time. Back to the broadcast. And that's tonight's news. For all of us here at ABC News, I'm overpaid.
— (book) by Garry Trudeau (see stats)