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Race Result Details |
| Racer | Simple (simpleegs) |
| Race Number | 502 |
| Date | Wed, 22 Jun 2016 16:23:19 |
| Speed |
86 WPM
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| Accuracy | 97.5% |
| Rank | 2nd place (out of 5) |
| Opponents | dieucra (4th place) imalerich_dvorak (1st place) tachydactyl (3rd place) |
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So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—
I Am America (And So Can You)
 (book)
by Stephen Colbert
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