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Racer Sir (sirshrek69)
Race Number 726
Date Sun, 12 Mar 2017 1:20:50
Speed 80 WPM Try to beat?
Accuracy 96.2%
Rank 2nd place (out of 5)
Opponents misnomer (4th place) shwegdow (3rd place) typist426 (1st place)

Text typed:

Sir, a couple of brief points: firstly, you're not a qualified service engineer, and, consequently, sawing me in two will invalidate my guarantee; secondly, I wouldn't trust you to open a can of sardines that was already open.
— (other) by Rob Grant, Doug Naylor (see stats)