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Pit Stop
Racer Bob (skinnyhobbo)
Race Number 71
Date Wed, 16 May 2012 19:53:20
Speed 38 WPM Try to beat?
Accuracy 83.2%
Rank 4th place (out of 3)
Opponents lepepe (3rd place)

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So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
— (book) by Stephen Colbert (see stats)