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Racer Michael (slaash)
Race Number 11
Date Wed, 3 Aug 2016 3:23:39
Speed 51 WPM Try to beat?
Accuracy 88.8%
Rank 2nd place (out of 5)

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So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
— (book) by Stephen Colbert (see stats)