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typeracer

Pit Stop
Racer Doms (slowandsteadywins)
Race Number 121
Date Fri, 9 Sep 2016 7:20:14
Speed 67 WPM Try to beat?
Accuracy 93.8%
Rank 1st place (out of 5)
Opponents cam8876 (2nd place)

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The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
— (book) by David Sedaris (see stats)