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Racer Smoothie (smoothieface)
Race Number 43
Date Sun, 23 Dec 2018 11:45:18
Speed 99 WPM Try to beat?
Accuracy 97.5%
Rank 1st place (out of 2)

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Now you might ask yourself, if by yourself you mean me, "Stephen, if you don't like books, why did you write one?" You just asked yourself a trick question. I didn't write it. I dictated it. I shouted it into a tape recorder over the Columbus Day weekend, then handed it to my agent and said, "Sell this."
— (book) by Stephen Colbert (see stats)

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