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Pit Stop
Racer Soi (soiboy)
Race Number 126
Date Thu, 28 Jan 2021 6:53:46
Speed 60 WPM Try to beat?
Accuracy 96.8%
Rank 3rd place (out of 5)
Opponents shompetch_th (4th place)

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Listen carefully, my friend. You are stuck in a paradox. It turns out there are three things you cannot do in virtual reality. You cannot die, you cannot get grounded, and you cannot call customer service. This is why you are having problems.
— (other) by Trey Parker, Matt Stone (see stats)

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