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Racer Sootymatt (sootymatt)
Race Number 1366
Date Tue, 11 Apr 2017 23:52:47
Speed 84 WPM Try to beat?
Accuracy 89.9%
Rank 2nd place (out of 4)
Opponents jeenlueez (1st place) psyy1234 (3rd place) traviswittmann1 (4th place)

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If teachers taught, why didn't preachers praught? Why is a boxing ring square? Why do people recite at a play and play at a recital? Why do we have noses that run and feet that smell? It's very confusing, isn't it? A slim chance and a fat chance are the same thing, really, but a wise man and a wise guy aren't the same at all, are they? When the stars are out, they are visible. When the lights are out, they are invisible. What's up?
— (book) by Gyles Brandreth (see stats)