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typeracer

Pit Stop
Racer soup (soupy)
Race Number 6604
Date Thu, 28 Jun 2018 19:44:48
Speed 137 WPM Try to beat?
Accuracy 98.2%
Rank 1st place (out of 3)
Opponents annoyingkid (3rd place) hepwafee (2nd place)

Text typed:

Now you might ask yourself, if by yourself you mean me, "Stephen, if you don't like books, why did you write one?" You just asked yourself a trick question. I didn't write it. I dictated it. I shouted it into a tape recorder over the Columbus Day weekend, then handed it to my agent and said, "Sell this."
— (book) by Stephen Colbert (see stats)