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Pit Stop
Racer spamjohet (spamjohet)
Race Number 32
Date Mon, 16 Jun 2014 12:03:57
Speed 75 WPM Try to beat?
Accuracy 95.6%
Rank 1st place (out of 3)

Text typed:

Now you might ask yourself, if by yourself you mean me, "Stephen, if you don't like books, why did you write one?" You just asked yourself a trick question. I didn't write it. I dictated it. I shouted it into a tape recorder over the Columbus Day weekend, then handed it to my agent and said, "Sell this."
— (book) by Stephen Colbert (see stats)