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Pit Stop
Racer Spindly (spindly_centimeters)
Race Number 20
Date Thu, 25 Jul 2013 15:38:54
Speed 66 WPM Try to beat?
Accuracy 91.9%
Rank 3rd place (out of 4)
Opponents hotdonna (1st place) spalinks (2nd place)

Text typed:

Now you might ask yourself, if by yourself you mean me, "Stephen, if you don't like books, why did you write one?" You just asked yourself a trick question. I didn't write it. I dictated it. I shouted it into a tape recorder over the Columbus Day weekend, then handed it to my agent and said, "Sell this."
— (book) by Stephen Colbert (see stats)