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Pit Stop
Racer hungry (ssndwhich)
Race Number 165
Date Fri, 16 Oct 2020 0:09:44
Speed 54 WPM Try to beat?
Accuracy 93.5%
Rank 2nd place (out of 2)
Opponents maldprov (1st place)

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Listen carefully, my friend. You are stuck in a paradox. It turns out there are three things you cannot do in virtual reality. You cannot die, you cannot get grounded, and you cannot call customer service. This is why you are having problems.
— (other) by Trey Parker, Matt Stone (see stats)

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