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Race Result Details |
| Racer | Joe (steezus_1) |
| Race Number | 35 |
| Date | Fri, 25 Aug 2023 18:34:48 |
| Speed |
94 WPM
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| Accuracy | 97.2% |
| Rank | 1st place (out of 5) |
| Opponents | claudiu_9 (3rd place) deeptrout (4th place) seal_gel (2nd place) |
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In order to become an elf I filled out ten pages' worth of forms, took a multiple choice personality test, underwent two interviews and a drug test. The first interview was general, designed to eliminate obvious sociopaths. During the second interview we were asked why we wanted to be elves.
—
Holidays on Ice
 (book)
by David Sedaris
(see stats)
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