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Pit Stop
Racer Stupid (stupididiot9)
Race Number 28668
Date Fri, 28 Feb 2025 11:34:09
Speed 97 WPM Try to beat?
Accuracy 93.7%
Rank 4th place (out of 5)
Opponents 11_fingers (3rd place) someone_who_needs_help (2nd place) teodorrd27 (1st place)

Text typed:

Listen carefully, my friend. You are stuck in a paradox. It turns out there are three things you cannot do in virtual reality. You cannot die, you cannot get grounded, and you cannot call customer service. This is why you are having problems.
— (other) by Trey Parker, Matt Stone (see stats)

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