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Racer Michael (stydel311)
Race Number 2
Date Fri, 3 Oct 2014 21:20:21
Speed 68 WPM Try to beat?
Accuracy 92.9%
Rank 1st place (out of 4)
Opponents cat_slinging_asain_swag (3rd place) laganabeast1 (2nd place)

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And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
— (movie) by Mike Judge (see stats)