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Race Result Details |
| Racer | tstats[sweetapple6911] (sweetapple6911) |
| Race Number | 768 |
| Date | Thu, 2 Nov 2023 2:55:05 |
| Speed |
75 WPM
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| Accuracy | 95.9% |
| Rank | 2nd place (out of 5) |
| Opponents | cheersjeff (1st place) nasrallah_18 (4th place) |
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In order to become an elf I filled out ten pages' worth of forms, took a multiple choice personality test, underwent two interviews and a drug test. The first interview was general, designed to eliminate obvious sociopaths. During the second interview we were asked why we wanted to be elves.
—
Holidays on Ice
 (book)
by David Sedaris
(see stats)
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