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typeracer

Pit Stop
Racer Tea Kettle (teakettle)
Race Number 30
Date Sat, 20 Feb 2016 19:08:03
Speed 61 WPM Try to beat?
Accuracy 94.9%
Rank 1st place (out of 5)
Opponents soulblade1710 (2nd place) toplel420 (3rd place)

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So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
— (book) by Stephen Colbert (see stats)