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Race Result Details |
| Racer | Ted (ted1990) |
| Race Number | 117 |
| Date | Sun, 2 Mar 2014 6:32:28 |
| Speed |
61 WPM
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| Accuracy | 95.8% |
| Rank | 1st place (out of 2) |
| Opponents | neiz (2nd place) |
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So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
— (book)
by Stephen Colbert
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