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Pit Stop
Racer Alvin (telortokek)
Race Number 131
Date Wed, 6 Feb 2019 8:22:18
Speed 86 WPM Try to beat?
Accuracy 98.5%
Rank 2nd place (out of 4)
Opponents poem (1st place) tzurenaldo (3rd place)

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Son, a woman is a lot like a... a refrigerator! They're about six feet tall, 300 pounds. They make ice and, um... Oh, wait a minute. Actually, a woman is more like a beer. They smell good, they look good and you'd step over your own mother just to get one!
— (movie) by Matt Groening (see stats)

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