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Race Result Details |
| Racer | purplefr|ction (tesla_diesel) |
| Race Number | 43511 |
| Date | Sat, 19 Mar 2016 22:00:59 |
| Speed |
128 WPM
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| Accuracy | 100% |
| Rank | 1st place (out of 3) |
| Opponents | jett_of_arc (3rd place) kayak1 (2nd place) |
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Jay made up for the lack of glamour in his assignment by having a romance with a local miller's daughter, which he initiated by letting air out of her bicycle tires. He also earned himself a promotion to lieutenant on the strength of his commonsense suggestion that the army could save lots of cargo space by deboning beef before shipping it overseas.
— (book)
by Carolyn Wyman
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