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Pit Stop
Racer funny (tesseractbeyond)
Race Number 12738
Date Thu, 15 May 2025 14:10:35
Speed 122 WPM Try to beat?
Accuracy 98.4%
Rank 1st place (out of 3)
Opponents cavinb64 (2nd place) fartman8283 (3rd place)

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The wine list looks so imposing that you finally give up laboring over it. You hand it back to the server and say (either a bit sheepishly, because you're acknowledging that you can't handle the list, or with defiant bravado, signifying that you're not going to waste your time on this nonsense), "I'll just have a glass of white wine." Smart move or big mistake? We'd say, "Mistake."
— (book) by Ed McCarthy (see stats)

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