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Pit Stop
Racer Ryan (the_heuven_vandal)
Race Number 3
Date Mon, 12 Dec 2016 17:25:42
Speed 31 WPM Try to beat?
Accuracy 86.5%
Rank 4th place (out of 4)
Opponents ballsdeepintheflesh (2nd place) jeffrobertson (1st place)

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Judges are picked out from the most dexterous lawyers, who are grown old or lazy, and having been biased all their lives against truth or equity, are under such a fatal necessity of favoring fraud, perjury and oppression, that I have known several of them to refuse a large bribe from the side where justice lay, rather than injure the faculty by doing any thing unbecoming their nature in office.
— (book) by Jonathan Swift (see stats)