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Race Result Details |
| Racer | Parker (thedankwizard) |
| Race Number | 99 |
| Date | Sun, 1 Nov 2020 21:50:53 |
| Speed |
53 WPM
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| Accuracy | 96.8% |
| Rank | 4th place (out of 5) |
| Opponents | markieisfast (1st place) reefziolah (2nd place) stipki06 (3rd place) |
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Mr. Chairperson, I'd like to report to the task force on a very esteem-enhancing experience I had recently - a past-life regression! With the help of a regression therapist, I was able to access one of my most fascinating lives - that of a goat herdess in first century Galilee! What was most astonishing about this former life was that my family then was made up entirely of people I know from this life!
—
40: A Doonesbury Retrospective
 (book)
by Garry Trudeau
(see stats)
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