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Pit Stop
Racer Alexander (thehumorouscheese)
Race Number 18
Date Sat, 20 Jul 2013 18:34:36
Speed 57 WPM Try to beat?
Accuracy 87.9%
Rank 3rd place (out of 3)
Opponents adrizrace44 (2nd place) oohitshunain (1st place)

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The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
— (book) by David Sedaris (see stats)