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Racer Diaz (theodiaz)
Race Number 161
Date Sat, 1 Oct 2016 11:30:32
Speed 62 WPM Try to beat?
Accuracy 92.2%
Rank 3rd place (out of 5)
Opponents azzeuss (1st place) teal11 (2nd place) yeshua_777 (5th place)

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The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
— (book) by David Sedaris (see stats)