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Racer Theo (theodoretliu)
Race Number 1990
Date Sat, 4 Mar 2017 2:59:11
Speed 101 WPM Try to beat?
Accuracy 94.5%
Rank 2nd place (out of 4)
Opponents isnipen00bs (3rd place) mitoedits (1st place)

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Son, a woman is a lot like a... a refrigerator! They're about six feet tall, 300 pounds. They make ice and, um... Oh, wait a minute. Actually, a woman is more like a beer. They smell good, they look good and you'd step over your own mother just to get one!
— (other) by Matt Groening (see stats)