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Pit Stop
Racer TheoPhysicist (theophysicist)
Race Number 6937
Date Wed, 26 Jan 2022 12:17:47
Speed 117 WPM Try to beat?
Accuracy 98.8%
Rank 3rd place (out of 5)
Opponents advancedlamb (2nd place) imdumbaf1029 (1st place)

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Listen carefully, my friend. You are stuck in a paradox. It turns out there are three things you cannot do in virtual reality. You cannot die, you cannot get grounded, and you cannot call customer service. This is why you are having problems.
— (other) by Trey Parker, Matt Stone (see stats)

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