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Pit Stop
Racer TheSlimyDog (theslimydog)
Race Number 10
Date Tue, 9 Sep 2014 9:05:32
Speed 67 WPM Try to beat?
Accuracy 89.3%
Rank 2nd place (out of 3)
Opponents kartikpodugu (1st place)

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So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
— (book) by Stephen Colbert (see stats)