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Racer Justin (theyip)
Race Number 8
Date Fri, 6 Feb 2015 5:28:52
Speed 82 WPM Try to beat?
Accuracy 95.4%
Rank 1st place (out of 5)
Opponents alialialiali (2nd place) justiceex (4th place)

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Jay made up for the lack of glamour in his assignment by having a romance with a local miller's daughter, which he initiated by letting air out of her bicycle tires. He also earned himself a promotion to lieutenant on the strength of his commonsense suggestion that the army could save lots of cargo space by deboning beef before shipping it overseas.
— (book) by Carolyn Wyman (see stats)