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Pit Stop
Racer Thirsty (thirstymcquill)
Race Number 117
Date Tue, 21 Jun 2016 6:03:50
Speed 92 WPM Try to beat?
Accuracy 97.8%
Rank 1st place (out of 4)
Opponents johnv2932 (4th place) tutukee (3rd place)

Text typed:

Now you might ask yourself, if by yourself you mean me, "Stephen, if you don't like books, why did you write one?" You just asked yourself a trick question. I didn't write it. I dictated it. I shouted it into a tape recorder over the Columbus Day weekend, then handed it to my agent and said, "Sell this."
— (book) by Stephen Colbert (see stats)