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Racer suzanne (tirphead4)
Race Number 693
Date Fri, 11 Oct 2013 2:52:49
Speed 73 WPM Try to beat?
Accuracy 93.4%
Rank 1st place (out of 5)
Opponents hsuanlv (4th place) mrreejames (2nd place) tzaccaro (3rd place)

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Jay made up for the lack of glamour in his assignment by having a romance with a local miller's daughter, which he initiated by letting air out of her bicycle tires. He also earned himself a promotion to lieutenant on the strength of his commonsense suggestion that the army could save lots of cargo space by deboning beef before shipping it overseas.
— (book) by Carolyn Wyman (see stats)