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typeracer

Pit Stop
Racer tooney (tooney)
Race Number 51
Date Mon, 22 Apr 2013 8:26:38
Speed 76 WPM Try to beat?
Accuracy 93.2%
Rank 3rd place (out of 4)
Opponents annaree (2nd place) mrf2012 (4th place) mystical_jerker (1st place)

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So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
— (book) by Stephen Colbert (see stats)