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typeracer

Pit Stop
Racer ToplessEquality (toplessequality)
Race Number 435
Date Sun, 10 Feb 2019 22:25:27
Speed 106 WPM Try to beat?
Accuracy 97.8%
Rank 1st place (out of 4)
Opponents solidshock (3rd place) typelanterne (2nd place)

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I make my living off the evening news. Just give me something, something I can use. People love it when you lose. They love dirty laundry. Well, I coulda been an actor, but I wound up here. I just have to look good. I don't have to be clear. Come and whisper in my ear. Give us dirty laundry.
— (song) by Don Henley (see stats)