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Pit Stop
Racer Bob (trashmammal)
Race Number 92
Date Sat, 13 Jun 2020 2:37:45
Speed 78 WPM Try to beat?
Accuracy 96.9%
Rank 2nd place (out of 5)
Opponents byyoung (1st place) timboly3 (3rd place)

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Wrong, sir. Wrong. Under Section 37B of the contract signed by him, it states quite clearly that all offers shall become null and void if, and you can read it for yourself in this photostatic copy, "I, the undersigned, shall forfeit all rights, privileges, and licenses herein and herein contained" et cetera, et cetera, "fax mentis incendium gloriae cultum" et cetera, et cetera, "memo bis punitor delicatum." It's all there, black and white, clear as crystal. You stole Fizzy Lifting Drinks. You bumped into the ceiling which now has to be washed and sterilized, so you get nothing. YOU LOSE! GOOD DAY, SIR!
— (movie) by Mel Stuart (see stats)

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