Race Result Details |
Racer | Drew (trio2012) |
Race Number | 2 |
Date | Fri, 19 Jan 2018 18:10:33 |
Speed |
59 WPM
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Accuracy | 96% |
Rank | 1st place (out of 2) |
Opponents | crazyalex7 (2nd place) |
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Horse hockey! I've seen these dodges for 40 years, all the tricks. Knew a private, pretended he was a mare. Carried a colt in his arm for weeks. Another fellow said he was a daisy. Insisted we water him every morning. No, no, Corporal. It ain't gonna go with me. Now you get out of that froufrou and into a uniform. And you stay in uniform. Dismissed!
— (other)
by Larry Gelbart
(see stats)
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