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Pit Stop
Racer Joel (trollpony)
Race Number 29
Date Fri, 7 Nov 2014 20:26:21
Speed 53 WPM Try to beat?
Accuracy 91%
Rank 3rd place (out of 5)
Opponents silviosantos (2nd place) thenotsoevilgenius (1st place)

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In order to become an elf I filled out ten pages' worth of forms, took a multiple choice personality test, underwent two interviews and a drug test. The first interview was general, designed to eliminate obvious sociopaths. During the second interview we were asked why we wanted to be elves.
— (book) by David Sedaris (see stats)