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Race Result Details |
| Racer | Joel (trollpony) |
| Race Number | 29 |
| Date | Fri, 7 Nov 2014 20:26:21 |
| Speed |
53 WPM
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| Accuracy | 91% |
| Rank | 3rd place (out of 5) |
| Opponents | silviosantos (2nd place) thenotsoevilgenius (1st place) |
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In order to become an elf I filled out ten pages' worth of forms, took a multiple choice personality test, underwent two interviews and a drug test. The first interview was general, designed to eliminate obvious sociopaths. During the second interview we were asked why we wanted to be elves.
— (book)
by David Sedaris
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