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Pit Stop
Racer Troy (troyjo)
Race Number 17
Date Wed, 30 Jul 2014 23:21:39
Speed 66 WPM Try to beat?
Accuracy 97.8%
Rank 4th place (out of 5)
Opponents daver555 (1st place)

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Jay made up for the lack of glamour in his assignment by having a romance with a local miller's daughter, which he initiated by letting air out of her bicycle tires. He also earned himself a promotion to lieutenant on the strength of his commonsense suggestion that the army could save lots of cargo space by deboning beef before shipping it overseas.
— (book) by Carolyn Wyman (see stats)