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Race Result Details |
| Racer | Séamus (trust_the_fungus88) |
| Race Number | 7 |
| Date | Tue, 16 Mar 2021 18:00:57 |
| Speed |
92 WPM
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| Accuracy | 98.7% |
| Rank | 1st place (out of 4) |
| Opponents | bundinhas2 (4th place) deathman5056 (2nd place) will420blaze (3rd place) |
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Jay made up for the lack of glamour in his assignment by having a romance with a local miller's daughter, which he initiated by letting air out of her bicycle tires. He also earned himself a promotion to lieutenant on the strength of his commonsense suggestion that the army could save lots of cargo space by deboning beef before shipping it overseas.
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SPAM: A Biography: The Amazing True Story of America's "Miracle Meat!"
 (book)
by Carolyn Wyman
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