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Pit Stop
Racer tstats[tshafer3] (tshafer3)
Race Number 2390
Date Thu, 19 Nov 2015 19:10:32
Speed 95 WPM Try to beat?
Accuracy 95.6%
Rank 1st place (out of 5)
Opponents aislan (4th place) nshawsla (3rd place)

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The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
— (book) by David Sedaris (see stats)